Courtesy of TechCrunch, we have a video of Ashton Kutcher at last night’s Teen Choice Awards, shouting inspirational platitudes at a room full of squealing kiddies.
I’m not hatin'; Kutcher gives some well-worn but valuable advice about how “the sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart,” as well as proving he still understands the ol’ Hollywood game of promotion for his upcoming biopic, jOBS.
I am a bit skeptical of TechCrunch’s Josh Constine, who asserts that “Ashton Kutcher is making a bid to be the voice of our generation.”
Really, Josh? Repackaged Steve Jobs’ quotes make you the millenial Jack Kerouac? Also, the advanced buzz on jOBS is kinda…sorta…crappy (you can’t “reality-distort” your way out of a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes).